cradackled

getting hit very hard or smashed in general, also known as getting cracked/checked. a.k.a "dieseled" "pwned"

dude, fretz just cradackled that kid

by fretz71 August 19, 2009

Andy Craddock

Totally bodacious photographer found mainly in the UK. Considered to haunt both churches and porn chat-rooms in equal measures. When not working can often be found on a beach with a bodyboard strapped to his bicep or on a muddy hillside riding a mountain bike.

The Andy Craddock is an understated and misunderstood creature often surrounded by people either shaking their heads or gazing in wonderment. It is said that the online presence of the Andy Craddock or the Neolestat as he is better known is considered to be one of the most awesome photographic portfolios in existence.

That fetish shot is soooo 'Andy Craddock' it's untrue! I need that hung on my wall.

by neolestat February 4, 2010

Darren craddock

The act of 2 men cumming in each others arses And then uses straws to clean up the mess

Seen a gay porn the other day . They performed a disgusting Darren Craddock on each other .

by Taniwha angler January 20, 2020

Chase Craddock

A sexual position - When you’re balls deep in another man and you squish your balls together in a mangled mess while playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you.” Full effect obtained if you’re yelling, “You’re gonna have to be faster than that!” While eating chocolate fudge from a popsicle stick.

Last night, he gave me a Chase Craddock. My butthole is on fire and my balls feel like they got smashed by a Mack truck.

by Leroyalltheway December 16, 2019

Fanny Craddock

The very top part of your bum crack, just below the tailbone. Where a fluffy residue (craddock residue) gathers, develops a pungent smell in males. the checking of this smell is known as sampling ones fanny craddock and is a method of checking cleanliness

Man i need a shower, my fanny craddock smells rancid!

by Rich_W December 15, 2008

cradick

A fuckin huge tally wacker infested with crabs

Hey check out my cradick!

by titties and beer January 2, 2011

craddock

A strange being. The male variety usually has fascist tendencies with a communist background, yet still retains a deep love for all things aryan. The Craddock usually attracts limes and other citrus fruits to their general face area and their ultimate purpose in life is to strive to buy shoes for their Savage associates. They also like cars an unhealthy amount.

Is that someone stealing my car? Must be a Craddock.

by savageee February 9, 2008