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a cnactus is a form of a cactus that is above human comprehension, the cnactus is an old myth from death valley many scientists say that it makes boulders move across the valley even though the valley is flat, scientists also state that the cnactus controls the weather most people think thats what the weather lady is for this news took the world by storm.
do you even cnactus?!?!?!? said Collin.
by lime tree68 January 20, 2018
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cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).
John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual
by yungpressure June 16, 2018
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Cactus content

The act of being prickly
The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content
by Ragerace March 15, 2020
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Karen Crabtree

She’s a Karen teacher. Like that vegan teacher but minus the vegan part.
Ugh we have Karen Crabtree next.
by Deovol April 29, 2021
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Cactus shadows highschool

a school full of privileged white kids who biggest worries is what they r gonna wear tomorrow. All the freshman and sophomore are thots. All the white boys in sophomore year are in a nudes group chat. and and short kid named Isaac is a bitch. No diversity like there only 2 black people. Everyone thinks there’s the shit. White kids think that they can say the NWORD when they cant
You see those white thots over there yeah they probably go to cactus shadows highschool
by Irieieifidieieieixicikde September 26, 2019
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Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
by soo geun September 25, 2013
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Crabtree

1. inordinate over-fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
3. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
4. Psychoanalysis. delusional gratification derived from over-admiration of one's own imagined superior physical abilities, usually this solipsistic self-absorption syndrome is outgrown after adolescence, in rare cases will continue into adulthood.

Synonyms:
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull, solipsist, egomaniac, diva, narcissist.

Origin: named after Michael Crabtree, a wide receiver drafted by the San Francisco 49ers as the 10th pick out of Texas Tech in the 2009 NFL Draft. Despite being offered a 20 million dollar contract, he has become the second-longest NFL rookie holdout in two decades.
The new actor on 'All My Children' was intent on getting paid the same pay as the show's highest paid actress, Susan Lucci. The producers of the long-running soap opera told the actor's agent, "Why is your client trying to be a 'Crabtree?' He is lucky to be given such a great opportunity!"
by ZonaCat Hansen September 24, 2009
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