crapsturbate

the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.

Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.

by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010

Cracksterbate

To recieve a hand job from a crack head (male crack head) in exchange for crack, radios, children, or rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square.

"That nigga done cracksterbated me for the rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square."
"Damn...I need to cracksterbate."
"Is Ronnie that nigga does all dat cracksterbatin?"

by RAR & DCDIV February 4, 2006

Cracksterbate

Masturbating on crack

Last night at the party I went into the bathroom and cracksterbated.

by Dr. Anthony fernadando III November 11, 2019

Crafsturbate

The act of crafting for the purpose of self pleasure. Also, craftsturbating, craftsturbator, etc.

Jordan would rather stay home and crafsturbate than hang out with his friends.

by Gypsyqueen6 July 16, 2009