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crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina
Her boyfriend gave her pop rocks with her birthday present because he wanted to try the crackling clam.
by campbarbie January 11, 2009
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Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.
I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina
He pulled out a package of pop rocks to try the crackling clam.
by campbarbie January 11, 2009
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Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.
Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.
by Juice9610 January 15, 2010
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crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.
Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!
by DaMorgans February 25, 2020
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Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British
Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!
by pendraggon October 18, 2008
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Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....
I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
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