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cracking a cold one with the boys 

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)
Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

on the crackin' 

About to, or almost do something that will cause an altercation
Destiny: "Can you please help me with my homework?"
Alexis: "No because yesterday when I let you borrow my phone you dropped it and it broke!"
Destiny: "Please, I won't ask again"
Alexis: "I said no! Now if you ask me again it's gon' be on the crackin'"
on the crackin' by eMPIRE22 October 15, 2020

on and crackin

1. You are going to kick someone's butt.

2. We are going to party hard.

3. Essencially getting something started.
1. Oh, you want to hang up in my face? Its on and crackin!

2. After I get off work, I am going to the liquor bank and it is on and crackin.
on and crackin by Gretchen March 26, 2003

cracking a cold one with the girls 

a circle formed by females typically friends, drinking a cold one (alcohol) talking or smashing to hot guys

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys. 

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny