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crack pack

A backpack/bag/duffel/etc. which contains emergency clothing and hygenics, in the event one cannot go home before going to work/school/see the GF/parents etc. after unexpectedly being up all night partying/doing drugs/banging the mistress/etc.
Matt: Yo man, you gotta work in an hour and we been here blowing llello all night. Won't yo ho know you been up all night when yo go home to change?

Pat: Na, I got it all here in my crack pack.
by djkevinz February 16, 2008
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Crack pack

Loud crack pack straight from el trapos block
Valued customer: “hello young chap”
El trapo: “wys g you need that shit Yh mans got a loud crack pack just in has your name on it bro”
Valued customer: “cheers mate there’s £300 keep the change don’t tell czinoo I bought this off you”
El trapo: “sn g man wont that paigon”
by Z2tapped#1FAN October 6, 2021
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Pits, pack, crack, get out!

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
by joelpball123 October 12, 2009
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Pack the Crack

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys
Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!
by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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pack out with your crack out

1. The act of performing your job function with portions of your ass crack or underwear exposed. This involves any type of work, either white or blue collar. Can be performed by both females and males.

2. Inspirational words of wisdom from Wakefern wharehouse employees, as is written inside most trailers.
MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man? Nite crew got some bad pack out with your crack out! Fuck that! Its Indian New Year. I'm goin' the fuck home to get drunk.

DRFT: Word.
by sextoaster January 25, 2005
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pack it up crack head

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.
by Tevan walker September 18, 2023
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