An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
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I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.
Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
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Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.
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