COWHEAD

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

by weave October 8, 2003

cowsey

Some retard who falls off roofs and pulls fire alarms.

He is such a cowsey

by bossbeastman March 5, 2015

Bill Cowher

Great coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, coach for 14 years (1992-present), known for his spit spewing tirades and "double-jointed" jaw. Finally won a Super Bowl by beating the Seahawks 21-10 in Super Bowl XL

Did you screw up? Oh boy, coach is going to go Bill Cowher on you!

by ANDYCOOL February 12, 2006

Cowher sweater

A brightly colored, hideous sweater worn by Bill Cowher, similar to the sweaters worn by Bill Cosby.
Also, a sweater that looks like a one worn by Cowher or Cosby.

also see cosby sweater

Did you see that Cowher sweater Frank wore to work today?

by Jon Mattozzi December 12, 2007

Cowey Cow

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

Person 1: hi cow
Cowey Cow: MOOO MOO MOO MOO

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

Cowher

the best god damn coach in the best god damn city coaching the best god damn football team in America

Bill Cowher and the jaw did an awesome job this year, Pittsburgh's goin to the Superbowl

by donny iris January 26, 2005

cowley

A strange species, usually from the south. Distinguishing features include random comments and an unusually small mouth.

"....how annoyingly random is the bloke from IT? He is such a Cowley!"

by Sharon&Kel August 11, 2006