cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

cow tipping by M Rockwell February 24, 2007

Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

Cow Tipping by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

cow tipping

This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary.

Cow tipping is not an urban activity.

cow tipping by <insert name here.> October 15, 2005

Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.

i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.

Cow Tipping by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

cow tipping by monkey April 21, 2005

Cow Tipping

When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.

"Hey Tom, how was cow tipping last night?"

Cow Tipping by Johnny Go Good. June 19, 2007

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

cow tipping by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010