Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 28, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 27, 2010

Country Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin

"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"

by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009

Country Blumpkin

To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.

1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin

by Turkmeister June 01, 2005

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 12, 2008

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 August 08, 2013

Country Blumpkin

The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.

"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"

by halfinsane April 26, 2009