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Counterbroductive

When your bro abandons you for non-bro things.
"I was gonna play beer pong with Todd, but he left me to go study with some nerds. Totally counterbroductive!"
by broTodd October 21, 2011
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Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.
I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.
by DarcN8r December 29, 2009
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counterprofucktive

An adjective describing one who is pro at not getting fucked.
"I've never seen someone so counterprofucktive; he'll never get laid."
by Dan! November 15, 2003
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Counter Productive

Being successful in reducing the number of friends on a social platform such as facebook by causing those who shouldn't be there to begin with to defriend you.
Sunny's excessive use of the words "Cock" & "Penis" caused her friend count to decrease by 10 yesterday - therefore; she was "Counter Productive"
by Silly Sunny June 28, 2013
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Counterprofuctive

(adj.) Extremely counterproductive due to an undesirable state (e.g. being "fucked up" in some way).
"Trying to do math homework right now would be counterprofuctive because I just got hit with a baseball bat and can't think clearly."
by StakeNJeph February 10, 2010
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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011
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counterproductiveism

Sarah refused to accept counterproductiveism as a word
by Bravo1996 December 1, 2016
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