counterprofucktive

An adjective describing one who is pro at not getting fucked.

"I've never seen someone so counterprofucktive; he'll never get laid."

by Dan! November 15, 2003

Counterproductive

When the ex snaps at me over some bullshit without stopping to think how much I could potentially hurt or help them in the future.

I can't believe that dumbitch would try me like that! How counterproductive is THAT?

by don't you wish you did know September 8, 2011

counterpart

1. one of two corresponding copies of a legal instrument
2. duplicate
3. a thing that fits another perfectly

The blond daughter was as beautiful as her motherly counterpart (indicating the strong resemblance between a mother and daughter).

by gensoukai November 6, 2009

Counterpounter

The Name that "DieTim" called for a "Quarter Pounder" from the Mc Donalds menu

"Ik heb een lekkere cheeseburger"
"en Brahim die verdient aan de Counterpounter"

by Sineszz January 8, 2021

Counterproductive

Something that is ment to aid, yet only makes things more difficult

Westwood Highschool's internet blocks are counterproductive

by AdhesiveMonkeys November 2, 2008

counterplan

(1)If you are the Negative: the only way to combat a massive affirmative case with irrationally large advantages, and liars for internal link authors who lie too well for their own damn good.(2) If you are the Affirmative: when the Neg tries to jack your advantages and outwiegh them with a miniscule risk of a stupid, wimpy DA.

(1)"I got lucky because they didn't have any minisculeagencythatpretendstobetopical key cards, so my agent counterplan worked."

(2)"We pretty much won the spending DA, but they won at the point where they got a .000000001% risk that their counterplan solved for their stupid Mead evidence."

by CoolestFreakingDebaterEver July 14, 2006

counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.

guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."

by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010