Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)
LOL
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)
LOL
by LeoNidas April 3, 2013
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Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass
Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass
Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point
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When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
Get the Counter-roasted mug.counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)
Alex "what happen to you"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011
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Get the counter-strike mug.Counter-sexual refers to the quality of evolving into any sexual orientation, based on the sexual preference of the person who you desire.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
Andrew: Ozi recently switched to counter-sexual.
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
by Sixti060 November 4, 2022
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Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"
Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
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