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Courtophobia 

Fear of going to the court, some people may slump upon the mention of taking them to the court for trial
e.g Dino Melaye has courtophobia anytime he is called to court for trial
Courtophobia by Fezzo September 15, 2019

costrophobia

The fear, anxiety and heavy-sweating associated with thoughts of spending large sums of money.
When pondering his monthly budget, the dude had an episode of costrophobia!
costrophobia by El Heje December 6, 2015

Coulrophilia 

Sexual fantasy or fetish for clowns. There are many theories on why some people have sexual fantasies about clowns. One theory is that because clowns ignore social convention and do things for a laugh, sex is no longer a serious and sometimes suppressed activity concerned with judgement. Clown sex (Clown with a "C") is fun with an anything goes attitude.
The other theory is that some people sexualize fear. Many people have a fear of clowns. (The most frightening type being Klowns spelled with a "K") That style of Klown sex is unpredictable meant to get the heart pumping and adrenaline flowing.
"You let a woman peg you up your Hershey highway?"
"I couldn't help it. She was wearing a big red nose, a curly green clown wig and wearing a rubber chicken strap-on dildo. I have coulrophilia and a weakness for clowns."
Coulrophilia by Nemo1955 December 25, 2022

Coulrophobic 

The fear of clowns. Being scared of clowns due to past experience. Sometimes triggered through extreme fright. NOT ALWAYS CAUSED BY CLOWNS. Has been symptoms of narcotic use and near overdose on aspirin.
You see a clown and run in fright, or you see a balloon animal and you automatically assume there is a creepy clown that made it, that is being coulrophobic

Coprophobia 

1. PLUMBERS BEWARE!
TOILETS MAY CONTAIN SHIT.

2. Coprophobics love piss.

3. Constipation is immenent. be careful out there.

4. You definitely wont want kids.

5. If you dont get over your Coprophobia soon and take a shit... You're not going to be a happy camper.

6. They made toilets for a reason.
Coprophobia by Rick James' Dog January 19, 2009

coulrophobic 

The fear of clowns. Clowns are most commonly described as (evil) people who dress up in a shitload of makeup a red nose and a wig to hide their ugly face. Their main goal is to scare and rape children (usually boys) and men. All clowns are evil,ugly, gay men.
I clown tried to fuck me and now I've been coulrophobic ever since.

Clowns have an obsession with making things out of long ballons...
coulrophobic by Adeadlyliquid October 20, 2004