Coulrophobic

The fear of clowns. Being scared of clowns due to past experience. Sometimes triggered through extreme fright. NOT ALWAYS CAUSED BY CLOWNS. Has been symptoms of narcotic use and near overdose on aspirin.

You see a clown and run in fright, or you see a balloon animal and you automatically assume there is a creepy clown that made it, that is being coulrophobic

Coulrophobic by Pennywise the stoner clown March 17, 2009

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coulrophobic

The fear of clowns. Clowns are most commonly described as (evil) people who dress up in a shitload of makeup a red nose and a wig to hide their ugly face. Their main goal is to scare and rape children (usually boys) and men. All clowns are evil,ugly, gay men.

I clown tried to fuck me and now I've been coulrophobic ever since.

Clowns have an obsession with making things out of long ballons...

coulrophobic by Adeadlyliquid October 20, 2004

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Coulrophobia

The irrational fear of clowns. Commonly used to get attention or to come off as quirky.

(Coulrophobia)

Mike: Hey bro, you wanna go to the carnival later?
Joey: OH NOES! THERE MIGHT BE CLOWNS THERE! I'M SCARED OF CLOWNS!!!! (derpy derp)
Mike: (rolls eyes) Wow, Joey, I can't believe how incredibly quirky you are...

Coulrophobia by max gilardi August 8, 2011