Coughart

When a fart comes out at the same time as a cough.

"He started coughing and I heard a coughart come out."

by Applapple June 5, 2018

coughart

to cough and fart at the same time. or to cough so hard one farts

i was so embarrased when i cougharted in class today. bobby won't think im cool anymore.

by mribear January 22, 2009

coughoot

Pronounced "ka-foot." A combination cough and toot (fart).

Naomi blushed after she coughooted. The smell overtook the entire car.

by Norty007 December 13, 2009

Coughblocked

Coughblocked is when a girl you have been wanting to hook up with has been sick for a while, eliminating any chance of you hooking up with her for a while. This roots from the term "cockblocked" but it has a complete different meaning.

Nima: Wait teagan so did you hook up with that one hot girl you were talking about?
Teagan: No I got coughblocked.
Nima: Oh shit sorry dude.

by NimaC16 September 4, 2016

Coughaoke

The act of involuntarily coughing when attempting to sing karaoke while suffering from the COVID19 virus.

"Our family's karaoke party turned into a hacking coughaoke session while in quarantine".

by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020

Coughilitis

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.

Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!

by The 8th Duke of Burgundy February 16, 2022

Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

by Poiny February 20, 2024