Definitions by Norty007

fart n dart

Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.

While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.

fart n dart by Norty007 December 31, 2009

coughoot 

Pronounced "ka-foot." A combination cough and toot (fart).

Naomi blushed after she coughooted. The smell overtook the entire car.

coughoot by Norty007 December 13, 2009