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When a female experiences double nostril penetration. The ultimate form of disrespect.
"Dude, my homie and I totally Couged this chick last night"
by roflwaffle17 February 27, 2010
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we trust this coug
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coug it

Refers to the Washington State University (Cougars) football team:
1. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
2. To lose when there is no possible way to do so, and to do it in a particularly spectacular manner
It looked like WSU was going to win the game, but they decided to coug it.
by otter03 December 5, 2010
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Coug'd it

The correct term "Coug'd it" predates 1980.
A self proclaimed ironic aberration of the reversal of good fortune attributed to the Washington State University football team. Whereby, a sudden or unexpected mistake causes the team to lose at the end of a game akin to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory." However, the divergence of an apparent victory only temporarily crushes the euphoria felt by Coug fans until the subsequent irony is realized and the loss accepted i.e. Coug fans should have expected it.
Fuskies often stake false claim to the term. Fuskies suck balls... because they are unable to make their paws into the form of a little fist.
Chad: "OMG! That redzone pick-6 with a minute to go cost us the game!"
Chelsea: "I'm so devastated. I don't feel like blowing losers after that game."
Gaylord: "Oh, Chelsa, you're such a little tart. So they Coug'd it, who cares? Accept and get over it, girl friend."
Chad: "Yeah, Chelsea, you can suck on this."
Chelsea: "Oh, Chad, now you're Cougin' it".
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "Chad, I would never let you Coug it with me."
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "There there, Chad. Now let's just let it happen...like they do in prison."
Chad: "Ha, ha, wait....what?" 'glurp slurp glob'.
by Dr. Maximus Loade October 13, 2013
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Coug Boner

The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.
Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
by Krampus7 August 27, 2014
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coug' that

An older woman noting a handsome much younger man. Similar to "I'd tap that".
"Check that guy out!" -Cougar A

"I would so coug' that." -Cougar B
by yama girl January 21, 2010
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Coug'd

-Noun:
A spectacular failure, often occurring after a period of hope or optimism. Usually accompanied by obese “women,” high school dropouts, or Ryan Leaf.

-Origin:
Washington State University (Wazzu) was known for unprecedented failure in men’s football and basketball in the 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries. The school and its mascot, the Cougar, became forever associated with collapse, ineptness, and disappointment.

-Antonym:
Go Huskies!
Did you see Wazzu play the Ducks last night? They really Coug'd it at the end.
by Tony Bennett and Mike Price November 24, 2010
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