Coug'd

-Noun:
A spectacular failure, often occurring after a period of hope or optimism. Usually accompanied by obese “women,” high school dropouts, or Ryan Leaf.

-Origin:
Washington State University (Wazzu) was known for unprecedented failure in men’s football and basketball in the 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries. The school and its mascot, the Cougar, became forever associated with collapse, ineptness, and disappointment.

-Antonym:
Go Huskies!

Did you see Wazzu play the Ducks last night? They really Coug'd it at the end.

Coug'd by Tony Bennett and Mike Price November 24, 2010

Coug'd

A term describing the play and skills of the Washington State University football team. a derrogatoty term for shoddy, horrible no talent plays that kill any chance of victory. Known throughout the Pacific Northwest, this term is universal in it's usage and applied in many situations.

It can be used in many non football situations "hey, did you score with that chick last night?" "no, I drank too much and Coug'd it"

Coug'd by UWDawgs4Life November 27, 2011

Coug'd

When a guy gets picked up by a cougar

Guy # 1 "So some 40 year old chick was trying to buy me a drink last night"
Guy # 2 "Sounds like you've been coug'd!"

Coug'd by Harp Dawggy Dawgg November 10, 2009

Coug'd

When the Fuskies get there as kicked,

Especially by a team with a much smaller budget and a smaller population around the school, as well as much less students from out-of-state.

Also can be used against Oregon Schmucks

Origin:

The 20th century was the first century WSU entered collegiate football, not in the 19th century, and in 1916 in there early sports years, won the Rose bowl against brown. In the 2000's Huskies began taking in out of state students, and foreigners instead of native Washingtonians. Washington State Cougars still retained three consecutive 10 win seasons 2001 through 2003.

Huck the FUSKIES

Man those Ducks guys got Coug'd bad.

He Coug'd those Fuskies back to the dog pound.

Coug'd by WestSeattleSteelWAZZU4EvER June 12, 2012

Coug'd it 

The correct term "Coug'd it" predates 1980.
A self proclaimed ironic aberration of the reversal of good fortune attributed to the Washington State University football team. Whereby, a sudden or unexpected mistake causes the team to lose at the end of a game akin to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory." However, the divergence of an apparent victory only temporarily crushes the euphoria felt by Coug fans until the subsequent irony is realized and the loss accepted i.e. Coug fans should have expected it.
Fuskies often stake false claim to the term. Fuskies suck balls... because they are unable to make their paws into the form of a little fist.

Chad: "OMG! That redzone pick-6 with a minute to go cost us the game!"
Chelsea: "I'm so devastated. I don't feel like blowing losers after that game."
Gaylord: "Oh, Chelsa, you're such a little tart. So they Coug'd it, who cares? Accept and get over it, girl friend."
Chad: "Yeah, Chelsea, you can suck on this."
Chelsea: "Oh, Chad, now you're Cougin' it".
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "Chad, I would never let you Coug it with me."
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "There there, Chad. Now let's just let it happen...like they do in prison."
Chad: "Ha, ha, wait....what?" 'glurp slurp glob'.

Coug'd it by Dr. Maximus Loade October 13, 2013

Cougdini 

When your mate picks up at cougar at the club and vanishes without a trace

Where is Coops? Nar don't worry boys he has done a cougdini.

Cougdini by The cougar hunter June 16, 2016

cougdar 

The ability to detect a cougar (an older, single woman) in various social surroundings. A contraction of cougar and radar.

Yo dude, see that 40-year old chick? My cougdar is going wild. I'm going to go talk to her.

cougdar by miguel-ito October 27, 2007