Couchies

A group of rather friendly and outgoing students at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy who spend some (if not a majority) of their time sitting, laying, sleeping, or even standing on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing a group of blue couches (dubbed the "Couches"). Couchies tend to be friendly, open-minded, humorous, knowledgeable, outgoing, and sometimes even opinionated. "Couchies" is sometimes used as a degrading term for this group of people (however, not as much in recent years), and the name stuck.

Those couchies are fun to be around!

Are you a couchie? Yes, I am.

by Iris Rivers January 8, 2010

Couchy

A college roommate who always spends the night on the common room couch, and never seems to set foot in his bedroom. Covers the couch in dandruff and leaves a lingering odor of nut funk. Important: this roommate does not pass out on the couch. He intentionally sleeps there; pillows, blankets and all. He may fall asleep while watching one of your DVDs. When you wake up and stumble out of your bedroom at 8 AM, he will be snoring away and the TV will be on. If you turn the TV off, he will wake up and mumble something about how he wasn't sleeping and that he was watching whatever show you turned off. If this roommate's condition is not taken care of early enough, he will move his computer and all his stuff out of his room and into the common area.

"Yo, did see you couchy out there again this morning? I know he said he wasn't sleepin', but I turned the TV off anyways."

by Sabor Sab May 4, 2006

Couchy

A word used to describe something or someone completely dank and/or hot/stoney.

That dude is sooooo f*ckin couchy!
I like your hat, it's super couchy.

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

couchi

The plural form of "couch", which is defined as anything included in the same family of furniture as sofa, loveseat, but excluding chair-and-a-half. This alternative spelling of the plural form is a direct result of the increasing use of the "i" suffix to many words in elite engineering institutes and universities in classes. The more couchi, the better.

That house has 4 couchi facing the big screen tv. It's so dank!!!

by The Brofessor February 20, 2009

Couchy

Sland for being lazy

Damn I'm not goin tonight, I'm feelin' a little couchy

by B.O.G. October 23, 2003

Couchy

Couch-like in quality; soft and/or comfortable.

My girlfriend likes to rest her head on my stomach. She says that I'm couchy.

by TheBaldOneMpls April 25, 2005

couchie cap

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

by mc3yee December 29, 2010