Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014

Couchraged

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.

I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged

by Macca60 December 1, 2018