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Collingwood

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.
City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"
by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019
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Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.
"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~
by Steve June 18, 2006
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Catling Gun

An unspayed cat that is continuously birthing litters of kittens.
Our Catling Gun Lavender got knocked up by the neighborhood tomcat yet again while still nursing her litter before we could get her fixed.
by Raul Terra March 13, 2021
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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!
by DerBayer September 12, 2009
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cooling

Relaxing, chilling, just being easy
Man 1: "What's going on with you homie"

Man 2: "Nothing, nothing...just cooling in the cut"
by Jae-T May 5, 2006
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al cowlings

Verb. To drive somebody around town; be someone's chauffeur. It's usually a close friend without a car who always bums rides off friends in order to run HIS errands or make HIS appointments.

Al Cowlings was a former football teammate and best friend of O.J. Simpson. He drove the white Bronco for O.J. in the infamous police chase in 1994 while Simpson was a suspect for murder.
First used in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting by Ben Affleck's character.
"I can't make it tonight. I gotta al cowlings John's ass all the way to Medford for some job interview."
by rainmandingo August 14, 2009
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