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C-Section Comics

1. A webcomic with gag comics and cartoons covering important topics like how women choose their underwear, how smartphone users see each other and the various people you'd meet in urinals. It's a comic known for drawing men hairy and women with huge boobs. Also spelled csectioncomics, csection comics or just csection.

2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"

2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
by maili December 15, 2013
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Cosmic Joker

A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.
When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"
by bleinad December 24, 2008
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cosmic love

Love with so much emotion, and so much significance, that is amazingly unique. although there is drama from time to time, it is a love that two individuals share for ever.
Our relationship is pure cosmic love. Our love is cosmic.
by bhappy0206 July 25, 2014
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Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.
When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.
by IronMikey March 8, 2023
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Cosmic Fireball

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.
My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018
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cosmic slop

"We're doin the cosmic slop."
by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
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Cosmic

"Out of this world" or a level above the normal physical human experience.
That discussion we had yesterday was very cosmic.
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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