Crotch Luggage

Ones junk, the male penis and balls
First used by Fez Whatley of Ron & Fez

For one to masturbate they would tug on the Crotch Luggage

by Mr crotch luggage November 5, 2010

Smelly Crotch

When your crotch is stinky like a fish

“I haven’t showered in 13 days I have such a smelly crotch”

by ZACHYWILLY October 9, 2020

Crotch

It's a special part that we all have down there.

Yessssss, I really like your crotch

by DeezCrutch November 1, 2020

Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018

crotch spawn

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.

I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.

by KeenObserver June 11, 2011