A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
by mcfinners February 20, 2011
Get the spearmans wank correlation coefficient mug.If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.
by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008
Get the The Shading Handjob Correlation mug.phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.
Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
by niggman star33 November 9, 2011
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A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012
Get the Autoerotic correlation mug.A common online debating tactic where someone dismisses a valid connection between two things by arbitrarily declaring them unrelated, often without evidence or reasoning. For example, when you point out that billionaires exist alongside homelessness, and someone responds that "those things have nothing to do with each other"—as if wealth accumulation and poverty exist in separate universes. The arbitrary non-correlation fallacy is the rhetorical equivalent of covering your ears and saying "la la la not connected." It's especially popular in discussions about systemic issues, where acknowledging connections would require acknowledging problems, which is inconvenient when you're trying to defend the status quo.
Example: "She posted a graph showing that as CEO pay skyrocketed, worker wages stagnated. The first comment was pure arbitrary non-correlation fallacy: 'Those two things aren't related. CEO pay is about talent and markets. Worker wages are about productivity. Different things.' She posted five studies showing the connection. He posted 'correlation isn't causation.' She posted the causation studies. He posted 'still not convinced.' The fallacy had done its job: preventing learning, preserving ignorance."
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Get the Arbitrary Non-Correlation Fallacy mug.A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.
BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!
Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!
GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?
Bob: I hate you.
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!
Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!
GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?
Bob: I hate you.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
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