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thunder cross split attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.
Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.
by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019
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Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.
My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!
by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019
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Animal Crossing

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.
Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE
by StBz January 10, 2013
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Cross faded

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time
I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck
by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016
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What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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Cross and Inshallah

A style of football that commonly played with one or more players mindlessly spamming crosses into the box and praying for a player to be on the receiving end.
Of course he gets another assist, Trent the Cross and Inshallah Merchant”
by Givemeyourbankdetails May 4, 2020
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great right cross

A technique the great Zamboni would use to knock you out.
Max: Teach me some magic
Zamboni: You'd be better off if i taught you a great right cross
by -BillyJoe- October 29, 2020
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