Coronactivity

The type of daily activity -useful or useless- that you are doing during the lockdown, just to post it on social media because you crave attention, FOMO, or want to jump on trends.

BF: Why do you picture yourself while working, drinking coffee, and exercising in the morning? you haven't done this before!
GF: That’s my new coronactivity routine to cope with stress babe.

by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020

coronagina

A pussy that’s most likely infected with Covid-19 due to the promiscuity of the owner of said pussy.

Brah I fucked that bitch for real, don’t even give 2 fucks she probs got that Coronagina.

by AGoodLad June 2, 2020

chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

by ffhk1 May 29, 2004

coronacation

what all kids were on in 2020 and is probably the worst vacation known to mankind

bro my coronacation sucked

by vibinbruh March 16, 2020

Coronacation

The time where many students party and enjoy their time off from school because of the coronavirus pandemic.

Coronacation time!! Since we have 4 weeks off of school, lets hangout a lot and throw some corona parties!!

by CHUBBA.SUPREME March 14, 2020

Coronacut

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.

“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

“What are you looking at me like that for?”

by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020

Coronacut

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.

Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.

by SJFive0 March 31, 2020