cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.

He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.

by 50shadesoflena January 24, 2017

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.

Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025