
Nebraskans are some cornfused motherfuckers.
by skyslysky June 29, 2010

Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude
by a homestuck nerd July 6, 2017

by Tommyxoverhung January 7, 2018

The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.
Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.
by Papajack January 5, 2015

When you get questioned so much that you rethink your total education and realize that everything is wrong.
by cornwellllllll December 15, 2017

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.
by Elios26400 May 18, 2018
