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cornfused

"I'm cornfused"
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cornfused

What people in Nebraska are.
Nebraskans are some cornfused motherfuckers.
by skyslysky June 29, 2010
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cornfused

Confused; Noun; Infused with corn
or
Cornfused; Noun; a typo in texting
Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude
by a homestuck nerd July 6, 2017
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Cornfused

When you have to shit so bad you cant think straight
Pepe had to shit so bad he was cornfused by the border patrol officer's questions
by Tommyxoverhung January 7, 2018
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cornfusion

The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.
Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.
by Papajack January 5, 2015
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Cornfused

When you get questioned so much that you rethink your total education and realize that everything is wrong.
Are you cornfused?

im so cornfused!
by cornwellllllll December 15, 2017
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cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.
Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.
by Elios26400 May 18, 2018
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