Corker

Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.

It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.

A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.

by Slogre May 15, 2021

corker

top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.

that joke was a corker......

by Jay J July 13, 2006

corker

Irish

Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

Simliar to "You're a trip"

Not necessarily bad, though not good either.

You're a corker <insert name here>.

by The Gord April 1, 2005

cockery

Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.

That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!

by spirishman August 13, 2006

Corker

A type of bowel movement; after strenuously attempting to deficate a single hard poo, the cork, explosively escapes and allows gas and a slurry of feces to follow.

Been trying to shit for the past 3 days, finally went earlier today and I've gotta say - it was a corker.

by NoMoore January 23, 2017

cockery

During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."

I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

by rubicante1 August 3, 2007

corker kickback

An addition to a piece of legislation that gives a legislator financial incentive to vote YES on a bill.

A: "I thought Sen. Bob Smith was going to vote 'no' on the new tax bill."
B: "At the last minute, they added a corker kickback for him so now he's going to vote 'yes'."

by GoodCupOfCoffee April 21, 2018