cordial

cordial means to let someone like a friend grab your ass or keep it benefited with a friend

let keep it cordial when we go

by lorendosnjd April 4, 2024

Cordial Gentlemen

A satiric term for a man who displays certain characteristics of class and elegance, but chooses often to act rude and distasteful, often in front of large groups of people.

Most of these people are hairy beer-drinking slugs who sit and listen to bad hair metal and watch re-runs of Cheers all day.

The term was coined by the Minnesota rock band Silent Are The Dead, on their album "Guns, Guts, and Glory" and has become an important part of the mid-western lexicon ever since.

"Look at those drunk assholes over there, some cordial gentlemen they are."

by MeaningInTragedy05 February 23, 2009

Cordial Cherry

When you take someone's anal virginity.

I got that cordial cherry.

by CreecreeHoneybee March 6, 2017

cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒

Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"

by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021

cordial cherry

Fuck a girl on her period, then in the ass, then cum in her mouth

I gave that skank the cordial cherry

by scumbagdrunk April 20, 2015

Cordial Turnpike

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.

Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.

by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016