Franklin Wine Cooler

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

by Abar42 July 23, 2015

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Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

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Gacha Cooler

A Gacha Cooler is a non-heat Gacha community member. A Gacha Cooler is against gacha heat.

"Ew, is that a gacha heater? Time to call my Gacha Cooler friends."

by obsessedwithspace January 18, 2021

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cooter quiver

That tingling feeling women get when they kiss somebody hott or watch porn

He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.

When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.

Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.

by ashane May 28, 2017

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Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.

Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.

by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

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