Coolster

When you jerk your homie in subzero temperatures

In Alaska, my man Calvin gave me a coolster

by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019

Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?

Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.

by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019

Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.

That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.

by Slydog12 January 2, 2012

Disrespectful Cookster

A small primate who when in an angry state, is known to throw bananas and other assorted fruits at its antagonizer.

Oh my god! That disrespectful Cookster just threw a banana right into my eye, and now I'm blind!!

by Mike Cookie October 27, 2008

Coopstar

A man with with the smallest pecs in the world and he is shit at acting . No earlobes and is fu king slow. Also he likes dick in the bum

I am coopstar

by I love doing oopy March 3, 2019

cooster

A bird-like creature, looks similar to a polka-dotted chicken. Said to live in arid climates, and eat small mammals. Digs burrows in the earth where it makes a nest from bones.

The wild cooster ate my small dog and constructed a nest from it's bones.

by Sir Nicholas Ryan Green January 2, 2008

Cookster

A person with an unnatural gift of 'stringing' someone else along with a story or tale that appears to be reasonable and likely and then delivering the punchline which undoubtedly results in the recipient looking and feeling like a bit of a twat!

That Cookster just made me totally believe that he had conquered Everest wearing only his pants!

by Someone not yet taken in February 11, 2007