Cootered

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.

Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.

by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

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To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

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cootered

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.

Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.

by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008

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Cooperidos

This is a disorder that causes you to do freaky things like make weird kissy faces, or stick your head in someones hoodie. Some of the other symptoms include telling a handful of girls the same thing at the same time. May also cause you to be crusty and have a lack of game when it comes to girls. The cause of this disorder is simply by being an asshole but in some cases you are just born with it and it cant be treated and you WILL die alone. Beware.

"Oh my god, he was diagnosed with cooperidos last week.. stay away!"

by qwertyuiop10 November 6, 2011

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