Cooper City High School

A school full of white Jewish teens and rednecks that love to vape in the bathrooms, suburban kids that swear they're ghetto and blast Kodak black and xxxtension cord on speakers thinking they're cool, and where football is the most glorified sport by the athletic directors but the team is completely trash. The running back kinda nice tho cant lie.

The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.

Person 1: Yo bro, you go to school in broward county? That must be lit asf
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.

by You know the vibes-1 May 15, 2019

Cooper City Christian Academy

A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.

Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.

Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.

To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT

Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?

Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.

Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck

by mytoiletbroke.com February 4, 2019