Cooney

From the Irish Gaelic Ó Cuana. Cuana may be derived from the word for "handsome", or the given name CUÁN, meaning "little wolf" or "little hound". The Cooney sept originated in County Tyrone in Northern Ireland and spread south and west, and is now principally found in Northern Connaught. The motto for the name Cooney is 'Virtue is the only nobility, and the shield is a silver arrow with the tip pointing to the left above the forward-facing palm and fingers of the right hand on a green field.

In various forms, the name dates back to the 12th century. It is first associated with County Tyrone then in the province of Connaught, in the townland of Ballycooney, Loughrea barony, in County Galway, then to County Clare, County Mayo, and Dublin.

Alternate spellings are O'Conney, Coony, Coonahan, Coonihan, Coonie, Coonan, Coumey, (Coomey) and Cooihan. Alternate spellings of O'Cuana are Cuana, Coona, O Cuanaic, and O'Cuanaich. Some with the name, Coonifer, Coonihan and Coumey, the latter mainly from County Cork, have been changed into Cooney.

Cooney's got skill!
You messed with the wrong Cooney!
I wish I had a friend like Cooney!

by @AC639 September 6, 2013

Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018

eugenia cooney

1 Eugenia Cooney is a VERY skinny youtuber who is probably anorexic

2 Could also be used to describe a very skinny person

1"Eugenia Cooney just deleted her Tumlr"
2"Damn, that girl's got a Eugenia Cooney body"

by Hamilton Lover December 31, 2016

Spin-a-cooney

An urban flourish usually excercised in football. The 'Spin-a-cooney' involves the person in possesion of the game ball turning a minimum of 360 degrees, completely unnecceceraly, gaining respect and kudos from fellow teammates.

Whilst the team (being used to playing in the ghetto) celebrated the execution of a Spin-a-cooney, the crowd couldn't help but look onward, bemused.

by Mustard Santa August 5, 2007

cooned

getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.

They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.

by pooteck May 21, 2003

cooney

a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt

random convo between mates goin to the footy

Q: "so how many tickets am i getting for the footy... il get them tonight"

A: a million

the above answer would be classified as a cooney

by jimbobcoondog July 13, 2009

Eugenia Cooney

A dying YouTuber who refuses to get help.

Person 1: Have you watching Eugenia Cooney?

Person 2: Yeah she’s Aneroxic.

by Rylierules123 September 22, 2018