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Cooteris 

The description of the clitoris in the vagina. Cooteris brings both words together to form one whole beautiful sexual experience.
I was so horny that I just wanted him in my cooteris
Cooteris by dacontjl1891 November 18, 2010

cooperism 

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.
Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"
cooperism by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013
When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.
Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
cockerism by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

cookerimp85

“Hey, who’s cookerimp85?”
“Shes the bedwars legend. You haven’t heard of her?”
cookerimp85 by cluaireo June 29, 2021

Cooterism 

To assault or attack ones cooter.
That girl is such a bitch I’m going to commit Cooterism
Cooterism by PineTree_30 April 17, 2019

Cooterisms 

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.
This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms