cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.

Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."

by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023

Coleene

A girl who will do anything for you, Will help you through depression. She has her ups and downs, but will always be by your side. She's socially active but naughty at times. she will always try to make you laugh even when your sad. She is very beautiful but will never believe it, she is outgoing and active and enjoys the memories of true friends, she's loveable and adorable and WILL Always stick with you to the very end.

Jasmine: Wow i wish i had a friend like Coleene!
Derek: she is an amazing friend, i wish i could be her bestest friends

by Pockychuu September 12, 2015

Coleen

Coleen is an amazing, beautiful, talented person who is always fun to be around. When you first meet them they will be shy and timid but are still amazing. They think they have to talent and the world would be better without them but it is false. They can’t see how beautiful they are, or how talented they are, or how much they mean to you. Remind Coleen how amazing she is and she would still deny it. And shy and timid as they are, they have a big heart that doesn’t let people in that easily. It takes a lot of trust to be close to a Coleen.

Coleen is the most talented person I have ever met

by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019

credit card coolie

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.

Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.

by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Colleen

Colleen is a very intimidating and special girl. Colleen is no ordinary girl, she is very outgoing but can also be reserved! Colleen can be the sweetest girl you will ever meet! but don't get on her bad side. She can also be very sensitive when she feels offended. Colleen is also very smart and loyal and will stand up for what she believes and isnt afraid to say what she feels! Colleen is also a very good kisser and can get any boy wrapped around her finger! she is very spontaneous and beautiful inside and out! With a name like Colleen, a unique name calls for a unique girl! there is no other girl like Colleen. If you have a relationship with her, dont screw it up. Colleen hates drama and selfishness, she believes in telling the truth and being blunt. whether it hurts of not. she can also be extremely funny and makes just about anyone laugh! she's a popular girl, has lots of friends but keeps her best friends the closest. Everyone pretty much loves her, she's rarely ever hated by anyone! Colleen is interdependent and determined! she does not give. So dont give up on her.

funny intimidating kisser beautiful finger Colleen

by beyondplanetearth July 8, 2012