I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS! -Fred
by Outbreakkkkkk December 14, 2018
Get the Coolsville mug.noun. A small town in Southeastern Ohio which, decades ago, was known far and wide for its pottery and china. Now, however, it is far less renown. It is known to its inhabitants as a "hick town" or, often, a "stinkhole." Its school teachers reportedly teach the 3 R's: Reading, 'Riting, and the Road out of Crooksville.
by 09ZeroNine April 19, 2005
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as one of the dopest schools around, located in cookeville, Tennessee, “CHS” is a school full of cool ass stoners and dumbass students trying to get an “education”. cookeville high school is also way better than any of its neighboring schools, such as upperman.
friend 1: “Have you heard of cookeville high school?”
friend 2: “Oh yeah! That’s where all the cool stoners attend.”
friend 1: “Yeah! They’re way cooler than upperman”
friend 2: “Oh yeah! That’s where all the cool stoners attend.”
friend 1: “Yeah! They’re way cooler than upperman”
by sex_cart April 16, 2022
Get the Cookeville High School mug.The most disgusting town in Tennessee. There's drugs, disgusting country-ass hicks, and ugly boys. Stay away.
I can't wait to get out of Crossville
by Bada. July 10, 2011
Get the Crossville mug.A city in central Tennessee (30,000+/- pop.), home to Tennessee Tech University (OVC) and their mediocre sports teams, Cookeville Regional Medical Center (where anyone injured worse than a simple sprain or cut has to be airlifted to Vanderbilt), Oreck Vacuums (they suck, but it's a GOOD suck) and a handful of other companies few people have ever heard of. The city government is run by the Good Ol' Boy Network and you'll never get a job with the city unless you're related to someone. County seat of Putnam County, ALSO run by the Good Ol' Boy Network. Cookeville has a Baptist Church-to-Resident ratio approaching 1:1 and anyone you meet on the street who isn't a Tech student from out of town is likely to ask you if you know Jesus. People in Cookeville who like to think they are hip, quaint or funny refer to the city as "Cookietown," "CookeVegas" or "The 'Ville." The outskirts of Cookeville are packed full of double-wides.
1: "I was driving on I-40 last week getting real hungry so I finally gave in and stopped in Cookeville for some Chick-Fil-A."
2: "Oh, bro, I feel sorry for ya."
1: "Yeah, the girl at the counter was cute but as soon as I started chatting her up she got all Jesus & God bullshit on me."
2: "Yeah, that'll happen."
2: "Oh, bro, I feel sorry for ya."
1: "Yeah, the girl at the counter was cute but as soon as I started chatting her up she got all Jesus & God bullshit on me."
2: "Yeah, that'll happen."
by Art_Garfarkle December 4, 2012
Get the Cookeville mug.Basically an even cooler way to say "cool." Can also refer to a place, be a conversation urger, or something to say when you have no idea what the other person is talking about. May have originated around the '50s, brought back by the movie Ghost World.
girl1: 8 mile is such an awesome movie!
boy1: yeah, coolsville.
boy2: Wanna go to the bowling alley tonight?
girl2: that place is coolsville!
teacher: we're going take the heterozygus allel for constricted pods and the homozygous allel for white seed color. aren't genetics fun?!?
guy3: coolsville.
boy1: yeah, coolsville.
boy2: Wanna go to the bowling alley tonight?
girl2: that place is coolsville!
teacher: we're going take the heterozygus allel for constricted pods and the homozygous allel for white seed color. aren't genetics fun?!?
guy3: coolsville.
by gimmieyertots March 7, 2005
Get the coolsville mug.Coolville describes the sheer beyond greatness of something, that awesometown doesn't have, on a larger scale. Coolville trumps awesometown in every aspect of its awesomeness.
by J-dubs532 January 10, 2010
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