Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

Cooking

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

by Agrandy May 12, 2010

Cooking

To cook something, make it hot for a while. Then it's cooked. It's a doddle. I was amazed too when I found out how simple cooking is.

*no example present*

by Anony! November 24, 2004

Cooking

Smoking kush, or doing well in something most likely with the boys

We were cooking last night.
Did you cook last night?
The boys are cooking

We cooked them

^ means we destroyed another team or something

by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017

Cooking

The skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients to eat.

Look over there the womens doing her job shes COOKING

by ItsMeGEOFF October 28, 2017

Cook

To flame someone beyond possible recovery

Our teacher really cooked us when she said she wouldn’t move the test

by Laugh Riot December 16, 2017

cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

by tvdropper December 2, 2016