cornification

To make something Incredibly Gay and make fellow readers find themselves wanting to sit on something

I Just Got Cornified

after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification

by The Fox With A Name April 19, 2008

cornification

-noun

1. Sexual intercourse between two unmarried partners where the male has a minimum unit length of eight inches.

2. A verbal or physical smack-down.

-Related forms
cornified, verb
cornifying, verb
cornifiable, adjective
cornifier, noun
cornifies, verb

Samantha, a trial lawyer, was left reeling from Nick's cornification skill set.

His huge ego was the reason for the cornification process.

by newmexicomtman June 16, 2010

coolification

possessing the appropriate amount of cool

Do you have the coolifications to attend this party?

by rojobee March 7, 2019

coxification

The process of getting more cynical with age as you start to understand society.

You’re having a big day, there, Susan. – Perry Cox (coxification, there you have it)

by toni montana the 2nd November 8, 2019

Clorification

Scrubbing with Clorox from fear of contagion.

In the midst of the pandemic scare, having spent the day with her fingers in other people's mouths, the dental hygienist gave her hands a thorough Clorification.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

Corgification

The process of breading any breed of dog with a Corgi, the end result always being the original 1st breed but with the height and stubby legs of a corgi.

Corgis have the power of corgification which forces all lesser breeds to succumb to their dominant genes

by IDVfan April 5, 2022

Cozification

The art, science, and spiritual practice of attaining optimal coziness in a given setting. Typically done through lamps, Christmas lights, and a top tier couch/TV combo.

“Bro, the Christmas lights brought the cozification levels up immensely. Before this joint felt an insane-asylum during finals week.”

by ahump20 February 3, 2025