Colbertistas

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.

The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.

by FurTip August 9, 2006

Coomer

Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.

Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.

by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

Betty cooper

So amazing point blank. Her and juggy are the best. Bughead for life

Like if u think the same

That Betty cooper girl is the definition of smart. And she incredibly pretty

by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019

Sean Cooper

An arrogant bastard who every body hates

Stop being a Sean cooper you twat

by ZombieTuesday May 22, 2018

cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009

Betty Cooper

Betty Cooper is from the Archie comics or the more resent hit TV show, “Riverdale.” On the TV show, she is dating Jughead Jones and is friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews. Betty is beautiful and intelligent but also has some darkness to her. She is extremely caring and she is also very loyal. Everyone needs a Betty in their lives!

“Betty Cooper is such a beautiful and intelligent girl!”

by Awkward._.bb October 15, 2018

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

by RFXR October 30, 2018