cony

contraction of "can only"

Given limited resources, one cony hope for the best.

by Janik2020 August 25, 2023

coni

a makeshift condom, eg a mars bar wrapper and a elastic band.

oh god i had to make a coni last night!

by Alex Crowe February 15, 2007

Cony-catcher

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Cony

A rube, or a generally naive berk. Someone easily peeled and bobbed. Victims of cony-catchers.

"That cony got ripped-off within an hour of getting off the bus to New York from Iowa, he had no street sense at all."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021

Conis

The act of visiting a dead relatives gravestone and proceed to absolutely obliterate and conceive an incomprehensible amount of cum all over the gravestone and screaming “strengthen this holy ground in the of name conis”

“yo bro yesterday i went to visit my grandma’s tombstone and had a down right conis”

by gobblerofsweetcranberry July 3, 2022

Coni

A word that describes a person who hides who they truly are. These types of people tend to twist the truth and make people upset in many different ways. Their biggest skills are:
● Being manipulative
● Catfishing
● Starting fights (verbal and not)
One of the biggest ways they differ from basic manipulators is, they use and make multiple different emails, numbers, and socials. All just to keep track of what they see as prey. They love using apps like textnow, snapchat, and Instagram.

Riley: Did you see all the fake looking accounts linked to Lani?
Shell: Yes, I’m starting to think Lani is a Coni.

by rillsanio February 24, 2024

Cony-catcher

Con-men, tricksters or thieves looking for someone to peel.

"Watch out for Old Nick the Stick, that cony-catcher is looking for rubes like you to con out of their drawers."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021