Convoy, Ohio

A small village in which marijuana is smoked and pills are popped.

I went to Convoy, Ohio to pop pillies and smoke that Mary Jane, even if not very good.

by Shampoocleaner May 7, 2018

Convoy Day

A day in which the rubber duck otherwise known as Martin Pinwald travels from New Mexico to Texas in the 1970’s movie Convoy a movie which depicts the song of the same name produced by C.W.Mcall

Person 1: hey it’s June 6th you know what that means
Person 2: no
Person 1: it Convoy Day

by Thegreatrubberduck September 9, 2020

convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007

Convoy Karen

An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates

omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again

by Carlos de la Cerda March 25, 2022

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021

COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

by YAWA July 2, 2020

Yellow Convoy

The large-scale exodus of Irish Catholic immigrants leaving Glasgow to return again to Ireland upon the onset of World War II. As war appeared imminent, a vast amount of these creatures went back home in cowardice with their tails between their grossly misshapen legs.

Look: the Yellow Convoy...happy to enjoy the benefits of living in this country, but when the going gets tough, off they scuttle.

by ianfergusonloyal July 28, 2010