convolute

twisting, complicated, intricate

Tax law has become so convoluted that it's easy for people to accidentally violate it.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

connoiter

the act of meeting up for a first time; the act that must first happen to allow a reconnoitering to happen;

Lets connoiter in the parking lot.

Brittany and I connoitered at the gas stastion, split up and reconnoitered at her place.

So i went and connoitered with some friends and then went bowling.

I was connoitering earlier with Louis and then Lenny decided to connoiter as well.

by Alistair May June 22, 2006

Convisted

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it

Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!

by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020

Convotext

text messaging a person so much it could've been an entire conversation.

Girl #1 - So this guy just sends me about 30 texts a day, can't he just pick up the phone?

Girl #2 - Oooh, he sends convotexts.

Girl #1 - Convotexts?

Girl #2 - Yeah, he'd rather type out what he wants to say because he doesn't want to talk to you.

by halfBR33D June 17, 2011

Convasive

A combination of Confusing and Evasive. When you seriously don't know where you stand with someone AT ALL! One moment they are acting like your mate and the other they are all distant etc. V Annoying!

Seriously Matt is SO convasive atm, one minute he's being friendly and the next he's blanking me. It's times like these that I find myself agreeing with Marcia...

by MurphyMarcia16 June 18, 2010

composite goku

a character that solos fiction & your favorite anime verse negative difficulty

oh no! composite goku just solo-ed fiction with a single breath!!

by SC01 June 20, 2021