Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.
by Steinus July 19, 2012
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an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010
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by Fred Sampson May 21, 2018
Get the convenience fee mug.A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
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When I confronted my dad about me being adopted, he fell into an annoyingly convenient odinsleep and was unable to answer my questions.
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You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.
Strong Women.
Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess
Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering
Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
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