cold concrete

Some think it causes piles.

Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.

by gammarock February 25, 2005

Conure

A conure is a small parrot that has a big personality these birds love bonding with there owners and can even be taught how to talk these birds are very playful and will even dance to music if you turn some on there lifespan is about 15-20 years and is a good bird for a beginner

Guy 1: wow joe has a really cool pet
Guy 2: yeah it's called a conure

by Savagecabbage29 May 19, 2017

coburn

The consumption of marijuana via human oral cavity by two persons gathered together.

Etymology: U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn seems obsessed with marijuana, to the point that he has several times attempted to get state medical marijuana laws declared illegal under federal law. In honor of his dedication to the issue, activists have named the "consumption of marijuana through the oral cavity" (the exact language of one of his amendments) by two people a "coburn."

"Let's go back to my dorm room and do a coburn."

by TruthPolice June 12, 2009

concrete fever

a term used to describe an overzealous construction worker's state of mind when pouring concrete. Usually characterized by irritability, yelling, and generally unpleasant behavior.

The foreman is being a total douchebag today because he has concrete fever.

by Johnnybunch January 23, 2009

Cup of Concrete

When someone is being to soft and is not showing the testicular fortitude required for a given situation, you may tell them to "Have a cup of concrete". This is basically to tell them to Harden the f$#k up! HTFU

Gerald: sh1t ive just hurt my arm i cant play anymore.
Stan: Have a cup of concrete mate and serve the ball.

by Well 'ard July 5, 2009

concrip

To fling something or somebody small with whipping action towards the ground. Can be implemented against small animals, dolls, CDs, etc. Usually causing considerable amounts of damage. i.e. breaking every bone in body, severly comprimising structurual form, etc. Can also be used as an exclamation such as dammit or shit. Could also be seen as simply hurling somthing towards the ground.

Concrip it!

Concrip you to hell!

My dad concripped my phone and now it doesn't work.

My brother concripped my hamster.

Gollum was grabbed by the ankle by an Ent and concripped.

I fell out of a plane and concripped myself.

by winpie January 27, 2008

Concrete kiss

Concrete kiss occurs when either someone runs face first into a wall, or someone is thrown face first into a wall.

ahhhh, chirst, that concrete kiss hurt

hey billy, give em a concrete kiss

by squirty berty bottom burper May 12, 2010