Contributating

When you are unwillingly contributing to a project without fully knowing why.

Thanks Michael, for contributating to the news.
Dude's always contributating to any group project.

by Chi-Z April 22, 2021

contributte

To add material to da summit of a flat-topped hill so dat it gets progressively taller.

Building neat little cairns of pebbles and large stones as a token gesture to make a certain rock-formation a bit higher above sea-level is all well and good, but you really need huge shovelfulls of earth and gravel if you significantly wanna contributte to a sizeable landmark.

by QuacksO April 5, 2022

Contribulation

Contribution but spicier

your contribulation to my nicotine addiction was extremely appreciated.

by xxliviixx February 10, 2023

Contributition

The act of giving haircuts for free

After leaving the free haircut booth I got complimented and asked did I get my haircut at a contributition.

by Aayynnoott August 16, 2025

self-contributor

1. an Employee whos the Boss doesn't understood and that why must be me again?

2. When the kid need to apoligize his Mom but will never do that. But always has done after calm down :)

ad. 1. My boss John ordered me wash his car and Even didn't ask me do I want to do or can do that. (So now I'll be a self-contributor)
ad. 2. ... everybody knows the feeling : self-contributor

by proJektdariusz2D May 1, 2018

Cardinal Contributor

My contribution is cardinal to the function of the current model AND it has been reported as such. These considerations were necessary to build it and it doesn't fucking matter that I threatened your kids because you are doing THIS to prove that you are doing something the stop child murder and the only person here who has stopped any child murder is me.

Hym "Cardinal contributor and no you thought I was wrong, I was proven right by time, and now you are making shit up to make everyone pretend that you being wrong did have consequences in which you are culpable. And even killing Indian college students to make it so. So, no. Enjoy the methane turbine cancer and the energy cost that is going get deferred."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025