Cuntradictory

A hypocritical woman who change her stance so much on something like a hooker switches dicks.

Man, she always change her opinion on shit. I hate when she's this cuntradictory.

by stirley November 23, 2010

Contradictor

someone who says they are a red sox fan but really they are a yankee fan

look at that contradictor over there in the stands

by sox101 November 3, 2008

Contradictorian

One who aced Paolo Mancosu's UC Berkeley logic classes, including the most advanced: Philosophy of Logic and Mathematics - Theories of Truth. These are widely known as the most intellectually challenging courses at Cal.

That dude is such a contradictorian. He started from the bottom now he's here.

by infinityink March 16, 2018

contradicktory

Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!

Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Contradictoring

The act of contradicting someone even though you know you are wrong.

They were contradictoring me, even though they new i was right about the dog being disobedient.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

Contradictorian

Someone who always finds a way to push back against suggestions.

"I suggested pizza for dinner, and of course, Jake—being the resident contradictorian—insisted he suddenly hates pizza."
"No matter what I propose, Sarah always has to take the opposite stance. She's such a contradictorian."
"Trying to plan a group trip with a contradictorian is impossible—they’ll shoot down every idea just to make things difficult."
"Dave isn’t just opinionated; he’s a full-on contradictorian. If I say the sky is blue, he’ll argue it’s ‘more of a cerulean-gray’ just to be difficult."
"I swear, my boss is a professional contradictorian. If I say we should speed up the process, he’ll tell me to slow down. If I suggest slowing down, suddenly efficiency is key."

by @spooky_zn6 February 19, 2025

Contradictrocrisy

A combination of the words hypocrisy and contradiction, basically when someone online says they don't care about something or someone but then either posts more than you scathing journal about you online or continues to talk about that person behind their back to others in an attempt to slander them.

That woman definitely has a bad case of Contradictrocrisy. First she says that you're irrelevant, and now she still posts hateful rumors about you'.

by MM132 September 7, 2019