royal newfoundland constabulary

its the oppressors

Oh shit dude! It's my royal newfoundland constabulary! We're so dead!

by yc04 September 22, 2022

Contribulation

When someone is masterbating and another party(ies) is assisting by tickling the balls or rubbing the vagina you are Contribulating. (Contributing to masterbation) bauerle family 2016

I had two girls tickling my balls while I was jerking off and when I came I thanked them for their contribulation.

by Tommy Nerd December 25, 2016

Contrafibularities

Word used to confuse somebody using big words who thinks they are smart.

Pardon my Contrafibularities

by Nunyabiznis September 14, 2013

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

congrabulate

when a bunch of people com together to discuss someone aka a secret roast

lets all join together to congrabulate stacey.

by Thackery D. Trump October 10, 2016

Congratularium

When someone is bragging publicly about shit that ostensibly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of life on Earth.

I had lunch at my favorite Thai place downtown today. When I was leaving the owner said: "I never see you anymore."
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"

by reggieisums May 8, 2018

Contabulac

A steroid for your inner groin

Mate giz a contabulac there mate

by James.E.123456789 May 23, 2019